When your barber’s crotch gets so close to you…

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When you bump into family members you hate and you have to be all nice & sweet. *Vomit*

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That moment when, in the middle of a chat, you’re typing a joke and the other person changes the subject. Backspace! Backspace!

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When you can’t complain on Facebook about how much you hate your job because the CEO is your Facebook friend.

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I question people’s lives when they leave the toilet roll as it is when there’s like 1 piece of fucking tissue left.

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I hate it when I eat the last bite and didn’t notice it was the last bite, so I couldn’t mentally prepare myself and get any closure.

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I hate when I am finally in bed, then remember I have to do something.

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When you hardly use your printer, but when you need it there’s suddenly 5,339 errors and it won’t let you print.

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When you’re texting while you’re laying in bed and your phone falls on your face.

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When someone pokes you nonstop to catch your attention. Like bitch, get that finger away from me, or I’ll cut it off!

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