I have not met anyone famous yet

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I hate when I’m trying to do something really important and I need to take a piss!

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I hate celebrities who make so much money and they are too cheap to spend a dime

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I got my car fixed the other day next day woke up and my tire was slashed.

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Get old and wrinkled.

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I don’t think anyone with a Twitter account

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I don’t like paddle boards in a choppy bay.

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Huge spider on my front porch for the last couple days have to use the back door

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Hospital

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Holding on by a thread

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