Having a wild night with a woman you just met

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Having a wife.

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Having a rash on your buttcrack while trying to do sit ups in the gym

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Having a bird rip the toenail dangling from the flesh of my meaty toe.

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Having 95 cents while at The Dollar Shop. (Doesn’t apply to Lindsay Lohan as she would just steal anyway)

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Hate drama

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Guys with small penis.

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Guys who are clingy

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Grapefruits.

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Grandma panties

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