When you’re at the beach enjoying your time, and you get home with a sandy vagina…

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When my husband found out he’s infertile, but I’m 6 months pregnant… Well, that was bad.

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When you leave the nail salon and 2 seconds later mess up your manicure. Clumsy as hell!

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When everyone around you is getting engaged, but your boyfriend of 8 years won’t marry you because apparently “You can’t get your shit together.”

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When you have more hits in 1 summer baseball game than the regular season.

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When you teach your girlfriend how to play cards and she starts owning you.

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When you’re trying harder more than ever only to find out you’re still not good enough…

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When your dog keeps snarling at you and howling whenever you play the ukulele…

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Telling yourself you’ll go to the gym after and you forget your socks and gym shoes.

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When you’re being extra careful on the stairs because of your broken toes and end up tripping on that same foot. Life is beautiful.

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