I always say I’m going to look nice when I’m going out at night but then I throw on comfy workout gear instead.

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When you want to lose weight, but all you want is chocolate.

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I go to sleep at 1am everyday and then I wonder why I’m so tired later when I have to wake up for work.

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When you pack the whole house for a weekend away.

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I feel like such a shitty person when I fall asleep on someone.

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When your friends make plans without you.

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There is no larger regret or guilt trip as that when my dog brings her leash to the door as I’m leaving for work.

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When you got yourself invited to a party and then screwed it.

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When three of your bills are due at once but you accidentally go grocery shopping, hungry and spend the bill money.

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When you accidentally send a text to the wrong person when the text is about them.

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