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After laying down in your warm, cozy bed, realizing there's something you've forgotten, and must get up again.
(106 votes)
Hitting your pinky toe on the corner of something.
(22 votes)
When you are a superhero in a dream and you wake up to your ordinary life.
(14 votes)
When people pretend they care about you.
(13 votes)
Going to Vegas and waking up married to your Grandmother (who is nude).
(10 votes)
Thinking its saturday when its sunday!
(91 votes)
Haveing diarrhea and not being anywhere near a toilet.
(67 votes)
when your weekend is about to start in a few hours & someone tells you last minute that you have to work the next day.
(30 votes)
Realising you have no toilet roll in the bathroom.
(25 votes)
Mondays
(21 votes)
I used to sneak behind my dad late at night and yell boo while he was watching porn.
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I offered a plastic bag to a customer holding something heavy and blanketed… That something was a baby.
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That moment you’re thinking you are in complicated relationship, and you find out your “boyfriend” has already moved on.
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My girlfriend and I had a big argument, so I apologized by proposing marriage. Married February, separated by September.
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When I drive over train tracks I look left and right about 300 hundred times, fuck that shit is scary.
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When a chicken fastfood chain runs out of chicken. What the fuck?
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When you’re reminded of something terrible in your life and now all you want to do is kick someone’s jaw shut on a curb.
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That feeling when you have to sneeze and it disappears just as you’re about to.
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When you leave your food in the company fridge and someone steals it.
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When you thought of something funny to say but when you start telling people about it, nobody laughs.
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